Let's start with the winners of this year's Nebula Awards: Novel: Uprooted, by Naomi Novik (Del Rey).
Novella: Binti, by Nnedi Okorafor (Tor.com).
Novelette: “Our Lady of the Open Road,”
by Sarah Pinsker (Asimov’s 6/15).
Short Story: “Hungry Daughters of Starving
Mothers,” by Alyssa Wong (Nightmare 10/15).
Andre Norton Award for Young Adult SFF: Updraft,
by Fran Wilde.
Congratulations ladies and fine colleagues. (And more about Naomi below.)
== Even good popcorn can make big mistakes ==
Moving from literary masterpieces to... fluff. Apparently evil just won't stay dead. Perhaps reflecting the state of US politics and morale, Disney and Lucas film show signs of bringing back the most horrendous character in the history of cinema... Yoda. Just look at the purported (of course, fictional) body count that results from this vile green oven mitt's "wise" decisions. And across the years I have defied fans to bring up one - even one - bona fide WISE thing that nasty/grumpy lawn-gnome-thing ever does or says.
Along similar lines... Nothing is more winning and charming... and despair-worthy... than this image of Mark Hamill riding the back of a doughty and strong and fiercely impressive (!) Daisy Ridley, in a pose reminiscent of Luke Skywalker's tutelage under that vile green gnome, Yoda. Why despair-worthy? Because it is emblematic of the stunning lack of imaginative verve not only of the creators of the third trilogy, but its zealous fans.
Oh sure, I kinda liked The Force Awakens for its characterizations (J.J. Abrams is brilliant at that vital element) and color and lack of evil lucasian messages. (Huzzah for that last bit!) But everyone instantly saw that its plot was a tiresomely slavish and unnecessary utter remake of Ep IV A New Hope. Yet, instead of merely enjoying it, but with a polite-apropos yawn, people actually kvelled! There was jubilation! Why? For a remake? Albeit a well-made and fun one. Still, come on.
Now? All signs suggest that Episode VIII will slavishly remake the excellent Empire Strikes Back. Truly. Making me ask: Is no one furious that they wrote a story arc in which Luke Skywalker - instead of learning from the horrific blunders of his "masters" - deliberately and knowingly repeats every single blunder committed by both Yoda and Obiwan, down to every last detail?
Oh, sure, dear sweet Luke was always a dim bulb, like falling for it when Yoda fakes his "death" (to avoid answering Luke's questions.) But THAT dim? To recreate an isolated Jedi Order that puts all its eggs in one basket, then lets an emotionally ditzy "apprentice" kill all the pupils. Followed by the master throwing up his hands and going into exile, instead of facing his duty to clean up the mess he made? If this is what Jedi masters do, every single time? Then make the order extinct!
Oh, sure, dear sweet Luke was always a dim bulb, like falling for it when Yoda fakes his "death" (to avoid answering Luke's questions.) But THAT dim? To recreate an isolated Jedi Order that puts all its eggs in one basket, then lets an emotionally ditzy "apprentice" kill all the pupils. Followed by the master throwing up his hands and going into exile, instead of facing his duty to clean up the mess he made? If this is what Jedi masters do, every single time? Then make the order extinct!
== From Tolkien onward ==
Since 1999 we’ve heard tales about Kyrill Yeskov’s THE LAST RING-BEARER – his riff (in Russian) on Lord Of The Rings, retelling JRRR Tolkien’s classic from the point of view of Mordor. In this version, the wizard Gandalf “is a war-monger intent on crushing the scientific and technological initiative of Mordor and its southern allies because science “destroys the harmony of the world and dries up the souls of men!” He’s in cahoots with the elves, who aim to become “masters of the world,” and turn Middle-earth into a “bad copy” of their magical homeland across the sea.”
In fact, this interpretation gets some support from – of all people – JRRT himself, who confesses that the Elves were the cause of all the trouble, from the start. Still, as I explain in my own Salon appraisal – “J.R.R. Tolkien, enemy of progress” -- he could never bring himself to side with modernity; it was just too painful. (Indeed, had I been at the Battle of the Somme, I might have turned against modernity, as well.)
Finally in 2010, Yisroel Markov posted his English translation of “The Last Ringbearer” as a free download.
Moving on... Always Human is a romantic science fiction webcomic about two young ladies growing to know each other and falling in love in a society where nanotech is widespread and used for everyday things like changing your appearance, improving memory, and the like... but some people have too strong an immune system and cannot use the nanotech mods.
See a lovely profile about my SF writer colleague and this year's Nebula winner for bets novel Naomi Novik, whose series about Napoleanic era sea captains – with dragons – is selling great guns.
I’m a bit dubious that the copyrights truly are being respected. But if they are? Well, this is cool. The Internet Archive's amazing Pulp Magazine Archive now includes all 176 issues of If, a classic science fiction magazine that ran from 1952 to 1974.
== Sci Fi and Time Travel ==
So weird it could be sci fi. Otto Skorzeny, the Nazi special forces chief who sprang Mussolini after he was deposed and put SS agents into US uniforms, later became one of the Mossad’s most valuable assets. A former lieutenant colonel in Nazi Germany’s Waffen-SS and one of Adolf Hitler’s favorites, he later helped Israeli intelligence demolish German companies helping Nasser’s Egypt to build missiles. id Harry Turtledove ever do anything with this guy?
Genuine alternative universe sci fi. The San Francisco to New York Burrito Tunnel! Except that Carter would have been re-elected if this happened.
I have a weak spot for low budget, indie sci fi flicks that try to do some thinking. Time travel seems a favorite, with the recent "Predestination" standing out as a faithful expansion on Heinlein's "All You Zombies." I highly recommend the very cerebral and inexpensive "Primer." And from the sublime to the stupid-but-kinda-fun, we recently watched a British semi-pro called "Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel." It's madcap and silly and immature...
... but I'll still note a few things. For example, they speak of "editors"... fanatic, time-traveling fans who go back to see their favorite geniuses, and kill them just after their paramount moments, so they’ll never suffer later disappointment. One of the characters says: "So they'd do Kevin Costner, right after Dances With Wolves?"
Okay, given what Costner directed next, that's when I started listening. Then the male loser character meets a young woman in a bar, who gushes how cool it is to meet her hero in his youth, before his fame... which is exactly the scenario – almost perfectly cloned in part – from that story I wrote with Gregory Benford called "I Could've Done Better." (See it in Insistence of Vision.) After a few more twitches of recognition, I had to ask: if you guys want to send me a message, try going to http://www.davidbrin.com, scrolling down and sending me an email?
And... um... don't you at least owe me a dinner?
And... um... don't you at least owe me a dinner?
== Final Notes ==
I’m not a huge rap fan, but I sure like Gift of Gab and Blackalicious, especially their excellent pop-rap song “Powers,” which is joyful and stunningly original. So, hey, why would I not follow Gift of Gab over to The Mighty Underdogs doing “Droppin’Science Fiction!” Enjoy an extended epic of sci-fi hip-hop! Seriously!
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And finally... here's a kinda cool Kickstarter (now ended) – a new, two person card game called NEOLITHIC keeps you busy drawing and using new techs like goat taming and pottery in order to rise up the ladder of civilization. Not quite as ambitious and challenging – and anthropological – as my own game called TRIBES, which takes eight or more players several hours, replicating the fundamental forces of Darwinian advantage that motivated our ancestors. Get both! And report back if you find a neat way to combine the two.
And finally... here's a kinda cool Kickstarter (now ended) – a new, two person card game called NEOLITHIC keeps you busy drawing and using new techs like goat taming and pottery in order to rise up the ladder of civilization. Not quite as ambitious and challenging – and anthropological – as my own game called TRIBES, which takes eight or more players several hours, replicating the fundamental forces of Darwinian advantage that motivated our ancestors. Get both! And report back if you find a neat way to combine the two.








